Morning Wash Up Routine<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I jokingly like to refer my morning wash up routine as having 3 phases\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Phase 1 (in which Doris gets her oats) Mr Washrag says hello to his opponent, Mr Stinkum. He breaks up the initial resistance and softens the enemy up with a warm wet soak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Phase 2 The layer of high stinkum is obliterated and thoroughly rooted out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Phase 3 Mr Skin begins the new day all bright and pink and ready for action.<\/p>\n\n\n\n This post is part of the StoryWorth project that I am participating in. Morning Wash Up Routine I jokingly like to refer my morning wash up routine as having 3 phases\u2026 Phase 1 (in which Doris gets her oats)Decrustation and Jellification: Mr Washrag says hello to his opponent, Mr Stinkum. He breaks up … Continue reading
Decrustation and Jellification:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Deep Grind<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
The High Sheen Polish<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
At the ButchieBoy main page click the \u201cStoryWorth\u201d category to see the rest of the entries.<\/em> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"