{"id":334,"date":"2011-12-23T15:39:22","date_gmt":"2011-12-23T21:39:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/butchieboy.info\/blog\/?p=334"},"modified":"2011-12-23T15:39:22","modified_gmt":"2011-12-23T21:39:22","slug":"jokes-for-the-grandkids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/butchieboy.info\/blog\/2011\/12\/23\/jokes-for-the-grandkids\/","title":{"rendered":"Jokes for the grandkids"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here are few old jokes to brighten my grandchildren’s days…<\/p>\n

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“Hey Mister, you have a banana in your ear!”
\n“What? I can’t hear you, I have a banana in my ear!”<\/p>\n

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“Hey bus driver, please open the door!”<\/p>\n

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“Lady, could you please move your umbrella?”<\/p>\n

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There was also another one in this series. The punchline was “Patsy, Patsy, pull yourself together!” It had something to do with Patsy’s unfortunate dismemberment. Anyone remember the rest of it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Here are few old jokes to brighten my grandchildren’s days…   “Hey Mister, you have a banana in your ear!” “What? I can’t hear you, I have a banana in my ear!”   “Hey bus driver, please open the door!” … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"yes","footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily_life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/butchieboy.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/butchieboy.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/butchieboy.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/butchieboy.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/butchieboy.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=334"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/butchieboy.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":345,"href":"https:\/\/butchieboy.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334\/revisions\/345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/butchieboy.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/butchieboy.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/butchieboy.info\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}