Here are few old jokes to brighten my grandchildren’s days…
“Hey Mister, you have a banana in your ear!”
“What? I can’t hear you, I have a banana in my ear!”
“Hey bus driver, please open the door!”
“Lady, could you please move your umbrella?”
There was also another one in this series. The punchline was “Patsy, Patsy, pull yourself together!” It had something to do with Patsy’s unfortunate dismemberment. Anyone remember the rest of it?
OK. This is pitiful but I hadn’t heard of any of those.
Your grandchildren will be enjoying these tomorrow morning!