Morning Wash Up Routine
I jokingly like to refer my morning wash up routine as having 3 phases…
Phase 1 (in which Doris gets her oats)
Decrustation and Jellification:
Mr Washrag says hello to his opponent, Mr Stinkum. He breaks up the initial resistance and softens the enemy up with a warm wet soak.
Phase 2
The Deep Grind
The layer of high stinkum is obliterated and thoroughly rooted out.
Phase 3
The High Sheen Polish
Mr Skin begins the new day all bright and pink and ready for action.
This post is part of the StoryWorth project that I am participating in.
At the ButchieBoy main page click the “StoryWorth” category to see the rest of the entries.
I really held off on reading this because of TMI. You did an admirable job, Butch.