Morning Wash Up Routine

Morning Wash Up Routine

I jokingly like to refer my morning wash up routine as having 3 phases…

Phase 1 (in which Doris gets her oats)
Decrustation and Jellification:

Mr Washrag says hello to his opponent, Mr Stinkum. He breaks up the initial resistance and softens the enemy up with a warm wet soak.

Phase 2
The Deep Grind

The layer of high stinkum is obliterated and thoroughly rooted out.

Phase 3
The High Sheen Polish

Mr Skin begins the new day all bright and pink and ready for action.

This post is part of the StoryWorth project that I am participating in.
At the ButchieBoy main page click the “StoryWorth” category to see the rest of the entries.

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1 Response to Morning Wash Up Routine

  1. Linda Knudsen says:

    I really held off on reading this because of TMI. You did an admirable job, Butch.

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