Morning Wash Up Routine
I jokingly like to refer my morning wash up routine as having 3 phases…
Phase 1 (in which Doris gets her oats)
Decrustation and Jellification:
Mr Washrag says hello to his opponent, Mr Stinkum. He breaks up the initial resistance and softens the enemy up with a warm wet soak.
The Deep Grind
The layer of high stinkum is obliterated and thoroughly rooted out.
The High Sheen Polish
Mr Skin begins the new day all bright and pink and ready for action.
This post is part of the StoryWorth project that I am participating in.
At the ButchieBoy main page click the “StoryWorth” category to see the rest of the entries.